Lunchtime Limericks

Hank was an angry Baboon.
His ass was a shade of maroon.
One day in a tree
he decided to pee
on a beetle that played the bassoon.

Sally was chillin’ with Jack.
In a back alley smoking some crack.
She burnt her top lip
when the lighter had slipped,
and thought maybe it’s time to cut back.

There once was a man from Brasilia,
who collected Nazi memorabilia.
He tripped on a toy
and fell into a boy.
Discovering his own pedophilia.

Sorry thats the best I could do in 7 minutes.

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