Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda guy next door told me he want’s his lawnmower back.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A gay prostitute.
A gay prostitute who?
A gay prostitute who will blow you for $20.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An ant.
An ant who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A beetle.
A beetle who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A moth.
A moth who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A fly.
Quit bugging me or I’ll have to get my gun.

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