It was really good too. I wouldn’t dare attempt to re-create it so I’ll just give you the main points:
- it contained semicolons
- there were five Kristen Bell references
- it included a very nasty limerick about Glenn Beck
- the first letter of every line gave the secret of KFC away
- the middle 500 words were in Spanish and went into detail regarding the return of the gold standard
- it ended mid-word
- there were seven porn links sprinkled throughout the post which were hidden well
- the entire post formed the shape of a giraffe giving birth to an albino sloth
It was truly my best work to date. Shame I didn’t save it but my motto has always been that saving is for pussies and I’d rather lose months worth of work than lose my self-respect by being all paranoid and saving shit.
THE END
RottingKittens 